Superfamily Drabble
“You did what?”
People didn’t expect that look from Captain America. The kind of condescending expression of disbelief and anger. All at once, Tony felt like a villain about to be decapitated by a colorful shield and one of Pepper’s assistants that didn’t understand how to properly install Linux.
“If my math is correct, which it always is-”
Steve breathed in deep, pinching the bridge of his nose as he exhaled loudly and shook his head.
“It will be effective.”
“Tony.”
“If he skips class or-”
“No.”
“-tries to sneak out at night.”
“Just stop.”
“And especially if he takes his mask off in public. J.A.R.V.I.S. add that to the list-”
“Tony! You are not spraying our son with bug repellent!”
“Only if he breaks the rules.”
